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Twas the night before Tookie's
execution ...
The following is not condoned by the
editors of this site, however, everyone has a right to their
freedom of speech therefore we print the following parody on the
Night Before Christmas...
Credit
for this goes to a New York City Police Officer who shall
remain anonymous...
Twas
the night before Christmas and all through San Quentin,
the crips were protesting, and liberals were ventin'.
The cyanide hung by the chamber with care, in hopes that the
reaper
soon would be there.
The inmates were nestled all snug in their bed ;
except for Old Tookie, who soon would be dead.
And me with my beer mug, dressed warm in my flannell, had curled
up
to watch it, on the Fox News Channel.
I set up my TIVO to record the news station, and thoroughly
loved the
momentous occasion.
It seemed lady justice had gotten her way, and that there would
be
one less savage today.
When outside the jail there arose such a clatter, the cameras
had
turned to see what was the matter.
When what to my civilized eyes did appear, but a lineup of
actors,
all liberal, half queer.
The misguided freaks drew some curious looks, as they proclaimed
his
innocence; clutching his books.
The tears then flew out from Sarandon's eyes, as she nominated
him
again for the Nobel Peace Prize.
The actors were tethered to an ACLU sleigh, all towing the line
of
the urban decay.
On Asner, on Penn, on liberal cop-haters,
On Sharpton, on Jesse and other race-baiters.
Then at 3:01 all curled up like a beetle, Tookie cried like a
bitch
as they gave him the needle.
When up from the actors there arose such a cry, they had failed
in
their mission, and Tookie DID DIE !!
I heard Bill O'Reilly say, as I turned out my light, Merry
Christmas
to all ... there was justice tonight !!
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on T'was the Night Before Tookies Execution:
What will you be discussing at
"the Water Cooler"?
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